I was walking into our bathroom (which has a very low door) and bashed my head upon it. I am (un)happy to report that my hubs confirmed it does sound just like a melon cracking. Which is gross.
The funny part? My first thought was "Crap, this HURTS!" and my second thought was, "it's all story fodder." And that second thought I've had quite a bit lately.
So there you go.
Everything in my life is story fodder, and I'm okay with that.