Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Day 2: Lurker Irritation

I know you've had it. 

That little nagging sense of irritation at a blog. One you like, you like their book, you like their style, you comment and ..... 

... nothing. 

For me, personally, this is my deal-breaker. If I'm thinking about you, and liking your posts enough to comment, as well as think about spending some of my dough on a book of yours...and you aren't somebody like Neil Gaiman, JK Rowling or Steven King, is it too much to ask to get a return comment. 

Because hey, it's all about the networking, bb. And negative spin doesn't help a launch...

...I'd like to direct you to someone I think is doing all her debut-stuff right. She didn't know me from Adam, but she took the time to comment, be a classy dame, and that *in itself* is enough for me to buy her book. (Besides for the fact that her book just sounds cool).

What about you? What's your dealbreaker? Here's another frakkin' quiz:



Monday, 30 March 2009

Lurker Week Day 1**

So Hi! 

Let's start off with a little quiz:
Blogging (IMO) is a natural form of networking; insofar as you find other blogs that seem to resonate with you, share your goals, make you laugh...I know that as a writer I mark and visit blogs of writer buddies, blogs of writers that have 'made it' (as I consider it 'made') and I like to visit them to see how they're doing...it's almost like pre-testing a friend. 

You know, read it for a long while, then make a comment and see if they comment back, start a conversation...I think a blog is an essential part of my being a writer and a networker. 

What's your thought? 

I'm doing this lurker thing for a reason. I know people check my blog daily, but don't leave a commet. *waves at lurkers* I love you. I really do. 

What I want to try and figure out is what makes a lurker a lurker. What turns a person from a lurker to a commenter, and starts that conversation. I must admit, in my current painful state it's what I can concentrate on and so I'm *so* on it. 

What do you think makes a lurker a lurker? What do you wait for, before you comment on somebody? (That'll be tomorrow's topic, but I'm still interested today)

** I'm likely hurting right now and I've set these blogs up to post automatically. Just so you know.

Thursday, 26 March 2009

Good luck to all!

So one of my blog buddies (and CP) is going with her husband to the Junos. 

The JUNOS. He's like a rockstar, srsly. 

So I'd like you all, just to sit back a second and send him some 'winning' vibes. You know? I'm talking to you. 

And I'm off for the surgery preparations, so I'll be back atcha *hopefully* on Monday. 

Cheers!

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

ARGH! ACK! BAM! POW!

Say it with me, good sirs and ladies....

On my first draft:

I am allowed to write utter poo.
I am allowed to write utter poo.
I am allowed to write utter poo. 

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

I've got ants in my pants...

...for many reasons. 

Not least of which that I have a surgery on Friday. 

Let's get this straight. 

I don't like blades, and I don't like blood, and I don't like when these two things coincide on my body. This is not a fun thing. 

So likely I'll not do a lot of much next week...but I thought about doing this. What do you think?

LURKER week. 

Isn't that great? If you comment on my blog next week, I'm going to feature you on a blog post, and comment on your blog, and all that jazz. I've been trying to make a valiant effort to comment on the people's blogs I frequent (but lurk on) and I thought hey, let's make it official!

So let's all get to know one another, mmmkay? 

And if you're in on LURKER week (it sounds like zombies are coming over for dinner, lulz), put it on your blog, and tell me! We'll ALL get in on the fun!

Monday, 23 March 2009

An Interview with my Agent: Marlene Stringer

I'd love to give a great big hello to my SuperAgent, Marlene Stringer, who has so generously agreed to let me pick her brains for othres not (yet?) lucky enough to have her as theirs. 


Marlene's an old hand with a submissions whip, and the owner of turtles. :O) I probably don't even need to introduce her to you, so I'll just get right into the proper interview and let her speak for herself. 'Cause she can do it, make no mistake. 


Welcome, Marlene! Let's start off with something easy...how'd you get started as an agent? What's your background?


I have always made my living around the written word, starting with my first job in college as a proofreader. I have worked on the editorial side and on the production side. I was the in-house publisher for a corporation. While my children were young, I freelanced as an editor and reader, and did tech writing. I also wrote for throw-away papers.


After relocating from NY to Florida, an opportunity to affiliate with an established literary agency arose.  It was something different in the publishing world, and I had the experience with the business side.  I loved it.  After seven years, I wanted to branch out on my own.

Now that is interesting. *Another* Tech Writer! It is the magic bullet to a life in literary, bbs! But more interesting perhaps for some readers, Marlene, is what draws you in on a query, and what makes you want to read on?


Voice.  If a submission has voice, I’ll read on even if it’s a genre I’m not usually interested in – because I have to! 


I bet. Is there a difference for you, between subbing new or established authors?


At my end, I still have to love the voice, whether the author is new or established. I’m not just into a sale. I’m not interested in being a “drive-by agent.”  It’s a thrill to find a new voice I want to share with editors that I know has the potential to do really well. 


Established authors have additional issues, such as change of career direction, past sales numbers, etc. Every case is different.

Now that's really interesting. We do not approve of drive-bys around here. :) What's your favourite success story to date?


I am tenacious. I don’t give up easily. I have a couple of authors it took a while to sell, and who are now doing quite well.

Tenacious is one of the best, absolute best, qualities in an agent, IMO. Toughness is key! What are you not seeing enough of?


Great thrillers.  Really good third-person YA’s.  Different urban fantasy.  


The flip side of that question is what am I seeing too much of?  The answer: really bad vampire manuscripts. 

Ah, the bad vampire manuscript. ROFL. What are Editors asking you for right now?


Editors want the same thing I do – great voice and great writing. I have not met an editor yet who isn’t interested in hearing about a great story.  We are story-addicts, and that’s why we’re in this business.  Tell us something we haven’t heard before, or in a way we haven’t heard it before.


When do you actually start to get excited about a novel's chances you'd like to represent?


From the query.  That’s why a query is so important.  A lot of writers can’t understand how agents and editors can tell so much from the query, but it’s pretty much out there.


And that can come back and bite you, too.  If you’ve written and worked on a fabulous query, and the first chapters don’t live up to the promise of that query, it’s a disappointment.  Don’t submit before the work is ready.


A good note! Don't submit before you're absolutely certain you've got it as good as you can. 


Have you found it different than usual business, submitting books in this economy?


Not really. What I have found is a large increase in the number of submissions.


Um, ACK. What is the best part about all this for you?

The opportunity to read something first.  There’s a book on the NYT list currently that wasn’t right for me, but I knew was a terrific book.  I got to read it back when.


And, what little known fact might help subbers learn more about you?

While my agency is based in Florida, I am a New Yorker: born, raised, and educated in the city.

Yeah, you're soaking up all *MY* sun! Any hints for subbers?


The usual.  

  • Publishing is a business, and you are basically applying for a job. Act appropriately.
  • Do your homework.  Read an agent’s site before you submit. Don’t take a third-party’s word for what’s current for that agent. Published guides are usually out-of- date before they hit the shelves. On-line sources can be out-of-date as well. 
  • All agents do not list on sales sites, and if they do, they don’t necessarily list all sales.  Do your homework. 
  • Know your genre, and what’s selling now.  Don’t go by your favorites from ten years ago. 
  • Be polite. 
  • We get to submissions as fast as we can.  Honest.
  • While you are submitting to a crowd of agents, make sure you get the name right on the email. (JKB: OH SNAP)
  • I delete mass e-mails the same way I delete all other spam.  
  • You are cold-calling that agent, and you get one chance to make a first impression. Be professional.
  • Don’t expect feedback. An agent’s job is to sell books, not to critique.  
  • Have a critique group or beta reader you trust read your manuscript before you submit to an agent. Agents are not first readers.
  • Agents and editors know each other.  Don’t badmouth us to each other.
  • Don’t waste an agent’s time.  If you’ve committed to someone, withdraw your manuscripts from anyone else who has it.
  • Publishing is subjective. Every agent and editor has different taste, the same as every reader.
  • In this business, talent is a given.  You need luck and timing as well to be successful.  And a good agent.

Man, thank you SO MUCH Marlene, for stopping by! Um, on your way out, can you pet the cats? They're expecting some worship. 

Hope this helps you all! 

Thursday, 19 March 2009

Thursday's song: Secrets to cope

Um, today? 

This week? 

It's been all about the antibiotics, bb. 

And my hubsie. I lubs him too. 

PS - big, great interview with my Agent, Marlene Stringer, on Monday? She was an ABSOLUTE CHAMP answering lots of dumb questions, and I salute her! So make sure to come by on Monday and get some proper infos on her! :)

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

The tone you write in.

The other night, the hubsie was reading my newest, FS (also known as The Forester's Son.) I'm really quite proud of it, because a) it's a new stretch for me, writing wise, b) I really really like the plot and c) it's been really quite difficult to write how I want to. He said something to me after he read the first chapters that really kind of gave me pause. 

"You write some serious stuff!" 

Now, *I* took that as a compliment. He is worried that what I write is not MG...he even thought P might be a lower YA instead. 

This is where our opinions diverged. 

My opinion is :: the kid that is just learning to really enjoy books is developed in this MG period. (remember, this is all just IMO). I remember me, and I wasn't wanting the happy crap. No gossipy stuff. I wanted real life, what it was really like, how it went down in other places that I had no idea of. 

Isn't that sort ofkid, that reading kid, going to enjoy more real life (whether fantasy or not) attitudes toward things? Am I being too tough here when I say that real life is what kids want to read about?

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

Positivity Week - with an ironic twinge

What, you ask, is PW with an ironic twinge? 

That swishing sound you hear is the thumping of the thermometer to check my temperature. Yep, hubsie has graciously shared his icky sickness with me. 

The positive? He has taken care of me since the onset like a frakkin' champ. A champ, I tell you. He's cooked, and cleaned, and cuddled kittehs, and just generally won the Hubsie of the Decade Award *HDA(tm)*

The negative? Well, there's a little more to that but we're ignoring it, right? Suffice to say that I'm working on some nice interviews, unfortunately dr thinks I have to stay home this week but Do Not Despair!! - I shall still make my deadlines, because that's just how I roll, bb. 

So this time the day job is covered.. Thankfully. 

How are you all doin'?


Monday, 16 March 2009

My library...

...or, well, part of it. 

That is like one of the main reasons I want to live in England. You know, own me a castle *snort* and have one room that is the 'reading room'. Or, to be even more quaint, paint it a particular color (like RED) and then put the white bookshelves in there and then call it the "Peppermint room". 

Or something of the sort. 

To make this excessively long rambly post have a point, I herewith present, with much ado, my bookshelf. I was tagged a long time ago, and my brain promptly went foggy, and I forgot. But I have remembered! 

And thus: 





My bookshelf. It is bad I have not done it before, and these aren't all of them. But it's some! I want a whole room full of bookshelves but have not yet talked the hubsy into it. 

Saturday, 14 March 2009

Turning point: POSITIVITY

Today I've decided I've whinged enough. 

I am talking about the wips, which is great, but I'm whinging too. I'm not that kind of person. So, to remind me, I'm having POSITIVITY WEEK on my blog. 

You know, to get into the habit and stuff. 

So, without further ado, things I think are PRETTEH and I lubs dem ::

My orchard farm. 

My Gunthie. (He's like a year old now!)


My tulips my darrrrling hubsy brought me. 


The ultimate sweetness that is sunshine kittehs.

Another orchid, cause I love them.

You? What, from just looking quickly around, do you see that is precious to you? 

Long Live Positivity Week!! 


Thursday, 12 March 2009

Secrets to cope.

Well, you all know I'm a big, bad huddle of nerves right now. 

**cough**cough**SUBMISSION PROCESS**cough**cough**

So let me tell you what exercise really gets me. Cause it's exercise that is my secret this week, bbs...hard mean exercise that makes me hurt yet is strangely uplifting.

Tracy Anderson. 

I can't speak highly enough of her workouts. I lubs dem. 

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Wednesday questions...

How did I get into this mess?

When is Blue going to get better? (He has pneumonia right now, poor cat)

And related: how can such a little kitteh sneeze such big gobs of snot?

Why is #QueryFail on Twitter becoming such a huge backlash?

Why is Wednesday called Hump day? It sounds so naughty. Or ocean-y, I can't get my mind around a humpback whale right now.

Why do I love carbs so much? 

How am I still sane? 

Any questions you have? 


Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Tuesday goals post.

I am SO on it, bbs. 

Book is going swimmingly. Life around writing, not so much. 

Hubsy was sick over the weekend, which cut down on writing time (as he needed the nursing) and well, I was back on Monday but you know. But I'm doing good! 

I'm trying to have a more positive outlook in general, which seems to be helping right now. That, and I'm so sore from workout I can hardly see straight. 

Monday, 9 March 2009

Note to self.

Dearest, most loveliest self. 

I appreciate the fact that you have a rich and varied set of ideas. But we kind of had planned on starting Shad after Jakob was finished, you know? 

Bringing me another idea, even though valued, does not help my mental status right now. Neither does poor Molly (the new idea) giving me information on what happens for her...help, exactly. 

I am in the middle of a writeoff here, people. So I would kindly ask you to please decide amongst yourselves who is going to be after Jakob and leave me the shiz out of it. 

M'kay? 

With love, 

Me. 

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

I have found my writing mojo once again...

...and all it took was a little elbow grease. 

But seriously. I had really slacked off these last two weeks, all talk and no do, until I saw a writing buddy had decided to stretch herself to get her WIP finished. 

And I was like, wtf aren't I doing that? I am all about the goals, bb...so, I figured out how much I had left, and BOOM. 

And then this morning when I sat down in the train Jakob perked right up and was like HELLLOOOOOO here you go! And oh, here's an idea for the book that happens after this book! And this will happen! And this! 

And I almost missed my stop I was writing so hard. I swear I was drooling. 

So I am really, super proud to say I have found my mojo, no need to look for it at the lost property office no way, I've got it right here with me. 

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Tuesday goals post.

Well, well...well....

I didn't do much last week, to be honest. I couldn't find it in my heart. I did think alot about Jakob, and what to do next, and I wrote until I got to a pivotal scene, then I got sidetracked by RL and couldn't do it. 

I'm finding this week much, much better. Aaaaand so I've decided to up the crazy insanity in my life. I mean, isn't that just how I work? You all know me by now. :) 

By my reckonings, I'm 1/3 done with FS (YAY!) And I figure I could round this draft out at 60k. I've got 21k, so I've decided to hook up my ovaries and do a: 

40k in 40 days

: personal contest. I even think it's possible. Which would *finally* get this draft done (in my defense, I went back and rewrote the entire beeyotch, and think the first- ahem, second- draft is much better now) and then I could take a break for a moment. 

Anybody in? I'm feeling pretty good this week. Here's hoping for good news! 

Monday, 2 March 2009

Monday Ramblings

I have to apologize, you all. 

It's a roller coaster, this whole submissions process, no lie. I've found ways to cope (see the Secrets to cope series) and everything. But I'm not writing like I want to lately, and I had to try and figure out why. 

I think it comes down to the wait. The hope. The will that P finds her home out in the world. It's like you sending your kid off to college...can they make it alone? All alone out in the big world? You don't really know, so you plan, and prepare, and give them everything they need, get them in touch with the right people, and then...you wait. 

And that's where I'm at. The waiting. Don't get me wrong, we're getting good news and lots of compliments, but it's just not all the way there. So I wait some more and workout some more (a friend recommended that, which really helps, more on that below) and wait. And wait. 

At least I have my day job. Which rocks, incidentally. I love the people I've met there and I'm not freaked out in the slightest to say I like my boss. He has, as he's Canadian, a right odd sense of humor and we crack each other up when we're stressed. Like lately. 

Also..>I've lost 15 pounds in a month! I'm pretty excited about that. Cindy, a friend of mine told me I should work out when I started subbing and she was right! :) So Cindy, I salute you! When I do get that contract, I'll be so svelte and pretty!

My cats seem to have some sort of kitteh issues...they are missing their papa terribly. :(

It was warm yesterday! Really warm! Hubs went for a run and didn't freeze anything off, which is good....

....and this post is wayyyy too random. How's your day going?