Now you listen RIGHT HERE. I'm trying to hold you in there until you SHOULD come out, don't go making my body all crazy so that the doctors bandy around crazy sentences like "induce three weeks early" or "possible csection at two weeks early".
Okay? Because your papa has a PHD paper he has to get done, and your mummy wants to meet Diana Gabaldon on the 18th and oh by the way, I have a book to edit/rewrite that will be published so when you're older you can tell everyone your mummy writes for her living, okay? You aren't SUPPOSED to come until April Fool's Day! Don't be a smart ass, darling!
Can't you do that? Because I'm slowly losing my mind here. With seeing two to three docs of some type daily, my patience and sanity levels are quickly sinking into the ever present sludge of OMGMORESNOWMAKEITSTOP!
Yes, boys and girls. This is my brain. This is my brain with baby brain included.