I'm gathering information that everyone has today, if you can take a moment.
What kind of information?
Well, sit back. Close your eyes (after you read this post, heh heh) and think back to your middle-school years. And then riddle me this, Batman:
- what was your most embarrassing moment in school?
I will share mine, in the interests of full disclosure. A buddy of mine was having a birthday party and his father was gonna drive everyone around in a big old trailer full of hay - a hayride. It was exciting stuff (hey, we grew up on farms, kk?)
And then he told me everyone that rode in the hayride had to act like dogs. The only problem is, he didn't tell anyone else that. So for the entire hayride I made an utter fool of myself barking and running around. (It was revenge for something I'd done on the bus to him. Children are so evil sometimes). I did wonder why everyone else didn't do it, but you see, I've always been gullible.
I was ... eight. It was the most embarrassing moment of my young life.
(when you stop laughing, that is. *sigh*)